HUR DUR DUR

oh hello 9pm

didn’t see you there

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

(Source: yilk, via deduction019)

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

(via gatisss)

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

(Source: christeana, via sakibatch)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via j-moriarty)

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

(via moriartea-cup)

(Source: rosetylear, via deduction019)

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

(Source: marauding-eponine, via deduction019)

(Source: ohyeahpartyat221b, via deduction019)